Drop your pants here for best results. - sign at a dry cleaning store in Tokyo
We take your bags and send them in all directions - sign at a Scandinavian airport
STOP! Drive Sideways - detour sign in Japan
Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time. - sign in Rome laundry
If you consider our help impolite, you should see the manager - sign in an Athens hotel
Our wines leave you nothing to hope for. - on the menu of a Swiss restaurant
It is forbidden to enter a woman even a foreigner, if dressed as a man - in a Bangkok temple
Fur coats made for ladies from their own skin. - window of a Swedish furrier
Specialists in women and other diseases - doctors' office in Rome
When passenger of foot heave in sight, tootle the horn. Trumpet him melodiously at first, but if still obstacles your passage then tootle him with vigor. - car rental brochure in Tokyo
Ladies may have a fit upstairs - sign at a dry cleaning store in Bangkok
Please leave your valuables at the front desk - sign in a hotel in Paris
No smoothen the lion - sign in a zoo in the Czech Republic
The lift is being fixed. During that time we regret that you will be unbearable - sign in Bucharest
HOT INTERNATIONAL BUSINESS TIP: USE A GOOD TRANSLATOR!
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